Space Heater

Elite Mixed Club Ultimate Team

Washington, DC


2021 Dinos

Alan Kolick

Oviraptor

steals eggs

3rd year

Anthony McLean

Tyrannosaurus Rex

chomp chomp

3rd year

David “Duke” Boylan-Kolchin

Crocodile

good at lurking; moves surprisingly quickly

3rd year

Jenny Fey

Styracosaurus

dino-tsar; has some points

3rd year

Jonny Malks

Brachiosaurus

slow; eats leaves

3rd year

Kelly “Beezus” Hyland

Compsognathus

scratches/bites like a house cat

3rd year

Kyle Khalifa

dinasor

yeeee

3rd year

Sandy Jorgensen

Allosaurus

“different;” will eat you up

3rd year

Pete MacArthur

Hadrosaurus

true middle

2nd year

Theresa Hackett

Diplodocus

longest tail of any creature that ever lived?

2nd year

Joe Freund

Argentinosaurus

way bigger

back for more

Chance Cochran

Irritator

a problem

“returner”

AJ Merriman

Momo

sense of humor

1st year

Amber Sinicrope

Ouranosaurus

no, YOU are

1st year

Ashleigh Buch

distance raptor time raptor = velociraptor

nerd

1st year

Austin Bartenstein

Spinosaurus

would not be able to kill T Rex but “would give good fight”

1st year

Ben Preiss

Gorosaurus

does a cool jump kick thing to attack King Kong

1st year

Dane Warner

Muttaburrasaurus

weird toes; surprisingly long arms

1st year

Gabe Webster

Struthiomimus

funky

1st year

Kath Ratcliff

Triceraptops

three beautiful horns

1st year

Kelly Ross

Apatosaurus

(aka Littlefoot) very long; has main character syndrome

1st year

Lisi Lohre

Pterodactylus

as close to an owl as a dino can get

1st year

Molly Roy

Sauralophus

“yep, yep!”

1st year

Nikki “Tucker” Ross

Ankylosaurus

bone crusher

1st year

Verena Woloson

Stegosaurus

took a buzzfeed quiz

1st year

Nada Tramonte

Pteranodon

because pterodactyl is a misnomer

1st year

Hannah Boone

Fabrosaurus

might not be real

practice squad

Carly Campana

Iguanadon

thumb spikes; prehensile fifth finger (aka thumb)

practice squad

Claire Trop

All Dinos, All Saurs

time is a flat circle

practice squad

Conner Fox

Plesiosaurus

comfortable on the water

practice squad

Gabe Westegren

Archeopteryx

the very first bird

practice squad

Miles Grovic

Saltopus

"hopping foot"

practice squad

Ryan Cooper

Theupel Strudel

the Dragonborn he made in D&D

practice squad

Alex “Dutchy” Ghesquiere

Troodon

conductor of children

coachy pal

Ty Aderhold

Pachycephalosaurus

thick head, full of brains

coachy pal